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Todays Top 5 List

11.24.21

TOP FIVE WORST THANKSGIVING PRAYERS EVER!

  1. “Lord, please make us all gratefully hearted, and forgive Uncle Earl, as he just farted. Amen”
  2. “On this Thanksgiving Day, we count our blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home. Amen”
  3. “Let this bird remind us of the dangers of sticking your neck out. Amen”
  4. “Dear Lord, dibs on the drumsticks. Amen.”
  5. “Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes! Amen”

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