TOP FIVE WORST THANKSGIVING PRAYERS EVER!
- “Lord, please make us all gratefully hearted, and forgive Uncle Earl, as he just farted. Amen”
- “On this Thanksgiving Day, we count our blessings, one by one, as each relative goes home. Amen”
- “Let this bird remind us of the dangers of sticking your neck out. Amen”
- “Dear Lord, dibs on the drumsticks. Amen.”
- “Over the lips and through the gums, look out stomach, here it comes! Amen”