On Facebook, Ben writes:
I’m a huge football fan. College and pro…it’s all good to me. During football season, I change my home chore routine and arrange them all around the games I want to watch. Unfortunately, my live-in girlfriend doesn’t see it that way. When she sees me sitting down and watching TV, she assumes that nothing’s getting done…and the bitching commences. However, when I ask her to point out exactly what hasn’t been done, it’s just “whatever a-hole.” I can’t win!