Harry O

5 Headlines And Comment

09.15.20

5 HEADLINES AND COMMENT

1-Caitlyn Jenner says nobody told her “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” was ending.  (Ironically, it’s because nobody had the “balls.”)

2-Vinyl record sales have surpassed CDs for the first time since the 1980s. (“But 8-tracks are still the best!” claimed the uncle no one invites to Thanksgiving)

3-A study claims Americans with COVID-19 were twice as likely to have eaten at a restaurant recently.  (Especially if they ordered bat)

4-A Chinese scientist says coronavirus was made in a lab.  (Which makes COVID-19 less of a virus, and more of a Real Housewife)

5-A survey found that 52% of couples have planned at-home date nights during the pandemic.  (“Now does the date have to be with your spouse?” asked married people)

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