5 HEADLINES AND COMMENT(for entertainment purposes only)
1-Dwayne Johnson tore down his gate after a power outage left him stuck at home. Of course, there’s one thing The Rock still can’t beat: paper
2-Charlize Theron hasn’t been on a date in five years. I didn’t even know she was married!
3-Health experts are warning of a “twindemic” this fall. Which I think means Mary-Kate and Ashley are going to start making movies again
4-An Ohio man created a chute that delivers candy to trick-or-treaters from a safe distance. Thanks, but I still prefer my way: slingshot.
5-Blue Bell ice cream was fined $17 million for a listeria outbreak. The company says it will recover, but it will be a rocky road.