HARRY O RADIO SHOW 03.09.26
Bracket Battle Drawing today for Week 4. Winners over the weekend were Nebraska, Michigan, Vanderbilt, and Arkansas
1015a- NEWS YOU NEVER HEARD
St. Patrick’s Day is a couple of weeks away. [Which means Fourth of July merchandise should be in stores by Friday.]
A study found that garlic isn’t as great as many thought at lowering blood pressure. [Of course, if you eat enough of it, it keeps away the people who get on your nerves.]
You’re likely to get knocked upside the head with an ashtray if you give a present meant for your mistress to your wife. So learned a Romanian man when he inadvertently gave his wife the wrong gold-monogrammed necklace. The man purchased two identical necklaces and had each emblazoned with the initials of his two favorite women. His plan went south when he gave the wrong necklace to his wife. He was hit in the back of the head with the ashtray as he fled.
1045a-OPTIMISTS LIVE LONGER AFTER MAJOR SURGERY _ A study found that optimists live longer after major surgery. The study looked at 3,000 patients who were treated for heart disease, and those optimistic people with an expectation of a full recovery lived longer than their pessimistic counterparts.
1115a-WHEN DID YOU REALIZE YOU WERE DATING AN IDIOT? What the internet shared:
- She wanted to celebrate getting her boating license by taking her father’s speed boat to Hawaii… from Los Angeles. When questioned about the distance, she said we could pack some sandwiches.
- When she saw some dinosaur related status I had on Whatsapp and she literally said, “Do you really believe in dinosaurs?”
- He told me he only buys the Campells sipping soups that are packaged in plastic because the metal cans of soup “always break his microwaves.” Not that he broke the microwave with a can of soup one time. He said they ALWAYS break his microwaves. Plural.
- We were going to a hotel. We had some leftovers from our nice dinner in the car but there was no fridge in the hotel room. He put the container under the car in the hotel parking lot to keep it cold. Raccoons ate the leftovers.
- Cooking pasta. He insisted on keeping the water low-medium and never high enough to boil. He would get mad at me for turning the temp up to boil because “the water will burn.”
1145a-WHAT BODY PART DO YOU WASH FIRST?
When you step into a shower, which part of the body do you wash first? Which part you wash first says a lot about you.
- CHEST: You are a practical person.
- FACE: Money is important to you.
- ARMPITS: You are dependable and hard working.
- HAIR: Artistic type.
- PRIVATES: Shy type.
- SHOULDERS: You fail more than you succeed.
- OTHERS: You are a very average person.
115p-THE FIVE FREEDOMS
Do you know the five freedoms guaranteed in the First Amendment to the U.S. Constitution? In a survey, only 1 in 1,000 Americans could name all five. And, no kidding, about 20 percent of us said one of the five freedoms is the freedom to own a pet. The five freedoms: speech, religion, press, assembly, and the right to petition the government.
145p-THE DISH ON MEN
Stay away from a man who leaves his dirty dishes in the sink. According to psychologists, men who put their dirty plates in the sink and forget about them are thoughtless. They are not considerate of their partner. They’re also not clean, neat or organized and they may be procrastinators.
Source: Psychology Today, 2/25/26
215p-I KISSED A GIRL
How would you react if your girlfriend kissed another girl? Most men, 71 percent, say that it would be hot and they’d want to join in. The other 29 percent revealed that if their girlfriend smooched another girl, it would be a deal breaker.
Source: Cosmopolitan, 2/25/26
245p-MAKE A WOMAN ANGRY
Here’s how to make a woman angry (in ten words or less): “Why didn’t you tell me your sister was so gorgeous?” “Really? A new hairdo? When did that happen?” “Man, you sure were hungry!” “Were you saying something?” And if you want to make a woman angry fast just say, “You remind me of your mom.”
Source: Esquire, 2/25/26
315p-THEY KNOW
If you have a daily routine, it seems your dog always knows when you’re about to come home, like they have an internal alarm clock. But that’s not it. Some scientists believe that dogs can tell when you’re coming home by how much of your scent is left in the house.
Source: Mental Floss, 3/1/26
345p-NO TRAVEL INSURANCE
If your travel plans are cancelled or altered because of the war in Iran, you’re going to lose money. Travel insurance won’t cover you for events related to the ongoing conflict, or any conflict for that matter. Acts of war and political unrest are never covered by travel insurance before or after you leave. Researchers looked at 22 travel insurance product disclosure statements. Acts of war were general exclusions in all.
Source: Finder.com.au
415p-LOW IQ STATEMENTS
Mental health researchers say you can spot someone with a low IQ by what they say. For instance, they will say, “I’m not wrong” instead of admitting they just don’t know. They’ll also say, “Get to the point” because they don’t understand what people are talking about. And a low IQ person will say, “I’m street smart” because they feel defensive and don’t want others to know they get confused.
Source: Your Tango, 3/1/26
445P- 3 QUICK THINGS YOU PROBABLY DIDN’T KNOW BEFORE I GO
1-Half of the women polled say they’ve juggled more than one guy at a time while dating; ten percent have had three guys in rotation.
2-Want to live longer? Be afraid. A long-term Stanford University study proves that worrywarts are likely to live longer than happy-go-lucky people.
3-About a third of women admit they are distracted during sex.
DON’T FORGET TO LOVE, CARE, AND SERVE OTHERS, PUT SOME JOY IN YOUR LIFE AND DON’T BE ANXIOUS FOR ANYTHING. HAVE A GREAT NIGHT AND WE WILL ROCK AGAIN HERE SOON ON THE FOX.
